Wednesday, August 23, 2017

My body is a whole island:Man's beach selfie is going viral because of his body shape

My body is a whole island:Man's beach selfie is going viral because of his body shape

Viral News
A vacationing man’s beach photo is getting a lot of social media attention – and it’s not because of the picturesque waves or clear blue sky. It’s for his unique physique.The man, who goes by PastaSanMan on Reddit, posted on the internet forum a photo of him in swim trunks, laying shirtless on the sand.

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At first the beach selfie looks like any other vacay photo, but on a second look, the photo – and the caption – begins to make a little more sense. PastaSanMan posted his photo on the subreddit r/hmmm, a page devoted to pictures that make people “think about the context” or “do a double take” – which the poster definitely achieved. He captioned the shot, “Some peoples bodies are a temple. My body is a whole island.” And he is right. The man’s physique lines up perfectly with the landscape in the background, mimicking the rolling mountain scape. The photo, which is said to have been taken on the Island of the Pregnant Maiden in Langkawi, Malaysia, went viral shortly after the man posted it.
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Saturday, August 19, 2017

Hilarious Mom's Demand and Pure Eclipse Jokes

Hilarious Mom's Demand and Pure Eclipse Jokes

Hilarious Mom's Demand and Pure Eclipse Jokes

People couldn't help but poke fun at the American mum after she realised her kids weren't able to attend an eclipse party at a local museum

SPACE fans across the world are gearing up for a total solar eclipse that is set to see the moon block out the sun's light.
But one confused mum in America has been trolled online after asking if it could be rescheduled as it clashed with her kids going back to school.
A total solar eclipse is set to pass across America but one mum asked if it could be rearranged as her kids go back to school that day
"Most kids go back to school that day.
"Can it be done on the weekend?"
1. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

2. What do you call it when you fall in love on Aug. 21, 2017?
A total eclipse of the heart.

3. What do you call the moon's online content?

4. What does a blogger from 2010 call a full link roundup about solar events?
Total e-clips.
5. What day is the eclipse happening?
Not sure. Either Sunday or Moonday.

6. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.

7. Why is Aug. 21 the best day to freak out a time traveler from the Middle Ages?
Well, there's a coast-to-coast total solar eclipse but also, like, a car would scare them, so whatever.
8. Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees.

9. What do you call road-tripping to the eclipse?
Going where the sun don't shine.

10. Why did the Earth break up with the moon and make a solo album on Aug. 21?
It couldn't stand being in its shadow.
11. What do a solar eclipse over the US and an adult anime fan who lives with his mom have in common?
They both waited 38 years to go all the way.

12. What did the moon bring to the beach on Aug. 21?

13. If the eclipse were a meme, what would it be?
Moon: Don't talk to me or my sun ever again.

14. Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?
To practice the dark arts.
15. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.

16. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not the sun...

17. Boy: Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?
Dad: No sun.

18. Jupiter to moon on Aug. 21: Do you remember the sun?
Moon: No, I blocked it out.

19. Guy in Kentucky who is confused about the eclipse: Something weird happened with the moon and the sun the other day.
Friend: Ya, it got dark.
20. What did the moon say to her therapist?
I'm just going through a phase.

21. Thirty-eight years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and the sun. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no sun. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

22. Why were so many children reported missing during the eclipse?
Because no one could find their sun.

23. Why did the moon burp?
Because it was full.

24. Why did the sun burp?
Because it had too much gas.

25. Why did the Earth burp?
Over the past century, humans’ increased reliance on fossil fuels has spurred a dramatic rise in atmospheric carbon dioxide.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Rihanna Printed Her Own Face On Socks And We Need Them

Rihanna Printed Her Own Face On Socks And We Need Them

Rihanna Socks

One of the great joys of existing at the same time as Robyn Rihanna Fenty is getting to see her oufits. She slays a look on a daily basis and can literally make anything ~fashion~, even a strip club. When you think about RiRi's best looks, there's likely a LOT that comes to mind. But for her newest Stance collection, called "Iconic Looks," the bad gal narrowed her best fits down to four looks, which appear on the socks. Rob Kardashian's sock brand is shook.
Photcredit;screenshot Vogue

The socks come in two sets, each with two pairs, both of which retail for $48. The "Music Video" box contains two looks from Rihanna's iconic music videos. (She really is unparalleled when it comes to visuals, hence her 2016 MTV VMAs Video Vanguard award!) One pair depicts the crop-over-inspired outfit that was featured in her "Pour It Up" video, an ode to the strip club, complete with ass-less chaps and stripper heels. The other is the gloriously Rasta-inspired outfit she wore while trapping Drake's thirst in the "Work" music video.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Be Strong And Walk Away...

Be Strong And Walk Away...

life quotes

Don’t let anyone bring you down so low as to hate them. Release them from the hold they have on you and continue on with peace in your heart. 

Life is short and is not worth wasting your time trying to figure people out or prove anything to them. The only person you have to prove anything to is yourself. 

Strive to be the best person you can possibly be, be strong, and walk away. Holding on to bitterness and anger will only hinder your happiness. 

Your life is much too precious to spend another minute worrying about someone that doesn’t bring you happiness. Say goodbye and wish them well. 

After all, they’ve made you a stronger person. They’ll see the light someday. 

Monday, July 31, 2017