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Bridget Jones Diary Quotes

 Bridget Jones Diary with Renée Zellwegger ,as the main role actress, is romantic comedy filmed after 1996 novel by Helen Fielding. The novel won the 1998 British Book of the Year.

A film adaptation of the novel was released in 2001. The film stars Renée Zellweger (in an Academy Award nominated role) as the eponymous heroine, Hugh Grant as Daniel Cleaver, and Colin Firth as Mark Darcy. It was directed by Sharon Maguire (Helen Fielding's friend who was the inspiration for Shazzer) and the screenplay was written by Fielding, Andrew Davies, and Richard Curtis.

1.Shut up, please. I am very busy and important.

2. Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs...Hi Mum.

3. Oh, God, I'm so lonely. An entire weekend streching ahead with no one to love or have fun with. Anyway, I don't care. I've got a lovely steamed ginger pudding from M&S to put in the microwave.

4. It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

5. As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst: fears of dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian.

Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me .
 7. Can I officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

 Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

9. I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts.

10 That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.

I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.

12. But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else.

Don't say 'what,' say 'pardon,' darling, and do as your mother tells you.

14. Emotional fuckwittage.

15. I realize it has become too easy to find a diet to fit in with whatever you happen to feel like eating and that diets are not there to be picked and mixed but picked and stuck to, which is exactly what I shall begin to do once I've eaten this chocolate croissant.

16. Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss.

17. ..we were always taught, instead of waiting to be swept off our feet, to expect little, forgive much.

18. There's nothing worse than people telling you you looked tired. They might as well have done with it and say you look like five kinds of shit.

19. Singletons should not have to explain themselves all the time but should have an
accepted status — like geisha girls do.

20. I hate Christmas. Everything is designed for families, romance, warmth, emotion and presents, and if you have no boyfriend, no money, your mother is going out with a missing Portuguese criminal and your friends don't want to be your friend anymore, it makes you want to emigrate to a vicious Muslim regime, where at least all the
women are treated like social outcasts. Anyway, I don't care. I am going to quietly read a book all
weekend and listen to classical music.

21. Work — once merely an annoying nuisance — has become an agonizing torture.

22. I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect...instead I choose Chaka Khan...and vodka... Bridget Jones

Is the whole world doomed to emotional trauma?

24. Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position.

25. ..this sort of, arrogant individualism which imagines each new generation can somehow create the world afresh.

Short Biography:
Renée Kathleen Zellweger is an American actress and producer. She has received critical acclaim and many accolades, including an Academy Award, a BAFTA Award, three Golden Globe Awards, and three Screen Actors Guild Awards. Wikipedia
Born: April 25, 1969 (age 47 years), Katy, Texas, United States
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