Friday, February 3, 2017

Robin Williams Greates Jokes!(Quiz:Are you a bit of a Genius?)


Robin Williams was a great American comedian and actor. We all enjoyed and still enjoying: Mrs. Doubtfire, Good Will Hunting, Jumanji, Hook, Flubber, World's Greatest Dad, Moscow on the Hundson, Jack and many other in which Robin acted. His first starring film role was in Popeye 1980 year.

1. God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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2. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

3.  You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.

4. Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer,  you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

5.  I didn't mind the camera; it was the crew that was painful.

6.  People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

7.  If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?

8.  My God. We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.

9.  Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning, bloodsucking creatures.

10. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

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