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An American, a German, and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia

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An American, a German, and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia

An American, a German, and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, the Saudi police rush in and arrest them. 
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Judge announced:
 "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
 "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Frenchman was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: 
"Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly.
The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Judge turned to him and said: 
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Highness," the American replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, but you are also very brave," the Judge said with an admiring look on his face. 
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?"
The American smiled and said, "Tie the Frenchman to my back."
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(source/reddit.com )
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An American, a German, and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia An American, a German, and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia Reviewed by Life Sayso on 7/26/2017 07:01:00 PM Rating: 5

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